February 2011
Une Mille
This is my much awaited 1000th post. I expected to do more for this but I had a slight accident at school and now my hand is wrapped up in bandages and could potentially need stitches. It’s all bloody and looks like hamburger meat from all the loose chunks of flesh. Fun eh? Anyways, once that (hopefully) heals, I’ll suprise you all.
I also wanted to take this time to thank all my...
January 2011
“Man: I’d tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long.
Woman:...”
4 hours of sleep under my belt. Good start to the day. Class 9-11 and 1-4.
Oh my stomach →
Laura, Mitchell, anyone.
Schnitzel Queen (on Queen)
Does anyone want to come devour some amazing schnitzel with me? I’ve been by this restaurant tons of times and kinda wanted to go. Now that I’ve read the reviews, I really want to go c:
New Plan
Become a whore. Sleep with people who live close to my classes.
Therefore I never have to wake up at 6am to get to my 9am class anymore.
Edit: it’s a win win situation. I get a few extra hours of sleep and they get a limp body at their disposal.
“La Chouette” by Lonely Drifter Karen
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Edit: I printed it. I think it looks fine. I brought it to my teacher Robyn and she pointed out like 200 flaws and how she can see “slight pixels”
Back to the drawing board; and now that she pointed them out, I can’t unsee them.
help me
I’m going to attempt printing in large scale. 12x18.
I’m terrified. I’m just imagining all the flaws and pixels I’m going to see when I get the results back.
Terrible quality. Ungh. I zoomed in at 100% and it already looks kinda sketch.
Wish my luck though.
Early Morning
I woke up extra early to get ready for my train. My parents slept in. I missed the bus I could have taken to get to the GO station if I needed to, and my normal ride to the station was passed out in bed. Train leaves at 7;57am. They wake up at 7:56am.
Hello bus and a long trek down the Don Valley Parkway or should I say, the Don Valley Parking Lot.
I’ve had a perma-headache all night; And I’m catching the 7:57am train so I can finish editing my photos due tomorrow.
Warm blankets, macaroni and cheese and Zoolander in the DVD player. I love tonight.
So TV really does make you go to sleep. →
Studies have shown that watching television induces low alpha waves in the human brain. Alpha waves are brainwaves between 8 to 12 HZ. and are commonly associated with relaxed meditative states as well as brain states associated with suggestibility…
… Researchers have said that watching television is similar to staring at a blank wall for several hours.
Teacher: does anyone know what a telegram is?
Blonde girl: Oh that's a newspaper.
Mitchell: and one time he grabbed my crotch in the cooler, for fun. like the guys do sometimes
Dylan: for fun...
Mitchell: as a joke to each other. it's not uncommon
Dylan: sure sure.
“Experience is the hardest teacher because it gives the test first, the lesson...”
– Vernon Sanders Law
I'm almost at 1000 Posts
Any suggestions of what I should do for my 1000th post?
Depressing
It’s depressing to log onto facebook, look at your profile and realize that you have 3 less friends than you had the day before. Then you wonder “WHO WAS IT?” and “What did I do to them?”
Winterlicious 2011 →
I’m so happy that it’s back. Winterlicious is a huge event where many restaurants around the city offer prix fixe menus at set prices and allows people to visit and try out restaurants they might never have before. Anyone want to join me for a food adventure? ;D
I'm all excited.
I found out that the Canadian Opera Company and the Toronto Symphony both offer discounts for me. 22$ Tickets to the Magic Flute, here I come!
I’m going to try and see if the Ballet and Conservatory offer similar deals and I’ll be set for life.
